Hey. I decided to start anew with my quotes page cause it looked really crappy. Also I wanted to put some better ones in.
Quotable quotes from friends of mine:
"I can only remember two things at once, and that's two things."
-Casey, in reference to pizza toppings
"Poor little pimp."
-A misquoted line from Amadeus
"You can trust women. Of course, you could trust Hitler too..."
-My brother, Todd
"Bread is the root of all evil"
"Go forth and become a happy cabbage"
"Where the fuck are my pants?"
-Someone always asks this at a preformance
"The only people who can suck their own dicks are ventriloquists, I mean, contortionists, and they're all women."
-Jack confusing me (yet again!)
"I can feel them shrinking already man!"
-Derick when Courtney put ice down his boxers
"There! See what you made me do! Do you think that i enjoy hitting you? Well...actually i do. I enjoy it so much that i think i'll do it again!"
-Stewie from The Family Guy (best show ever created, in my humble opinion)
"You think therefore you die!"
-Julian being random
"I think therefore"
-Yet Lloyd again
"Ass, ass, ass! Can I say that on camera?"
-Christine on my videocamera
"Those who live by the sword shall be shot by those who don't"
-Matt, who wishes to be called CarnaC for some reason
"Why does my ass smell like peanut butter again?"
-Josh after a session with a banana
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your Llamas, but you can't pick your friend's Llamas"
-My sweet Katie
"Is it rape if they happen to be dead?"
-Emleigh (don't ask)
"Don't ask, don't worry"
-Sara reading my mind again
"Extremism in the pursuit of sanity; it's no vice!"
-From a play i like called Grandma Duck is Dead.