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Quotable Quotes Hey. I decided to start anew with my quotes page cause it looked really crappy. Also I wanted to put some better ones in. |
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Quotable quotes from friends of mine: "I can only remember two things at once, and that's two things."
-Casey, in reference to pizza toppings "Poor little pimp." -A misquoted line from Amadeus (thanks Mike!) "You can trust women. Of course, you could trust Hitler too..." -My brother, Todd "Bread is the root of all evil" -Kate "Go forth and become a happy cabbage" -Christine "Where the fuck are my pants?" -Someone always asks this at a preformance "The only people who can suck their own dicks are ventriloquists, I mean, contortionists, and they're all women." -Jack confusing me (yet again!) "I can feel them shrinking already man!" -Derick when Courtney put ice down his boxers "There! See what you made me do! Do you think that i enjoy hitting you? Well...actually i do. I enjoy it so much that i think i'll do it again!" -Stewie from The Family Guy (best show ever created, in my humble opinion) "You think therefore you die!" -Julian being random "I think therefore" -Yet Lloyd again "Ass, ass, ass! Can I say that on camera?" -Christine on my videocamera "Those who live by the sword shall be shot by those who don't" -Matt, who wishes to be called CarnaC for some reason "Why does my ass smell like peanut butter again?" -Josh after a session with a banana "You can pick your friends and you can pick your Llamas, but you can't pick your friend's Llamas" -My sweet Katie "Is it rape if they happen to be dead?" -Emleigh (don't ask) "Don't ask, don't worry" -Sara reading my mind again "Extremism in the pursuit of sanity; it's no vice!" -From a play i like called Grandma Duck is Dead. |
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